Lazy eye. That should also be on the list. He also thinks he is smarter than every single political analyst on CNN. Which is why we have a deal (written in blood) that states if Clinton manages to win the nomination I have the right to travel to LA just to punch him in his smug face. He is hypocritical. He thinks Jung is an idiot. He thinks Camus is over-rated. He calls other people on their bullshit, but fails to realize he is the master of bullshitting.

He’s a fucking walrus for God’s sake. Whiny. Asian Thom Yorke.  Smug. Elitist. Fragile. Short stubby fingers. I drew him these pictures and he called them ugly. (They are walruses)

It’s a Valentines Walrus and a heart not a pair of balls you dipshits

Believe it or not this took me a really long time and I think it’s adorable. One might say uglorable.